BDSM toys are an interesting area and one that we enjoy investigating when reviewing adult products. At the silly end are the fluffy handcuff restraints that are fine for a bit of fun but not good in the heights of passion as they are not versatile enough for real bondage play, and tend not to be very durable. At the other end of the scale are the very serious, very expensive and very scary instruments of BDSM play that are simply not for the beginner.
So we like to try toys that are somewhere in between. The Allure XXX Leather Whip that was sent to us by Twisted Miss certainly falls into that category.
The toy is made from very soft leather. Real leather too so you get the aroma of freshly tanned hide as soon as you open the packaging. The tails of the whip are only 30cm long, so the toy is compact and easy to store, or if you use the handy wrist strap, easy to hang on the bedpost as we do.
Yes this is one of those toys that since its arrival is kept close at hand in the AlexSuze boudoir. It’s the sign of a good toy that out of the vast array we’ve reviewed the whip has already joined the select band of bedroom essentials we have.
To understand why you have to know what the whip feels like in action.
I love playing with the whip we already have so when Suze lay on the bed and exposed her beautiful ass for a little flogging I was eager to oblige. I started by drawing the soft leather tales of the whip across her naked flesh, down her back from her shoulders and onto her buttocks. I let the tips of the whip dance a little in the cleft between her les, teasing her perineum. She likes that.
I kept this up for a while and then, when I thought she was at her ease I flicked my wrist and brought it down on her flesh with a cruel thwack. She moaned an appreciative moan.
That rather took me by surprise. Suze isn’t one to enjoy pain and that’s what I thought the swift flick of my wrist would have caused. Not the intense pain that would have signalled a bruise to come, but I did intend to send a stinging sensation across her skin.
I tried again, a little harder, then harder still. Despite the fact that I thwacked Suze as hard as I could she confirmed that the effect was still well on the pleasurable side of painful. She positively loved it when I stroked her cheek with the dangling ends of the whip too as she loves the smell of leather and drank in the aroma.
Roles reversed I experienced a similar set of sensations.
The light, almost tickling caress of the tips of the whip. Then the tingling, slightly stinging kiss of the whip as your partner brings it down hard across your skin, followed by a warm glow.
If you use the whip in a wrist-flicking figure of eight motion to flay one buttock, then the other, I’m sure you could (eventually) make your sub’s bum tender and sensitive, but it would take ages.
That’s the key to this toy. It’s virtually impossible to inflict serious pain with it. That’s not the point. It spans the gap between the cheap, effectively novelty items and full-on BDSM toys. It allows you to play and take stimulation to the edge of pain but no further.
It’s like being led to the door of a fully equipped dungeon but not being pushed through.
If you were reading here earlier in the week you will know that Suze was naughty on Wednesday and took the day off to have a bit of recuperation. Don’t tell my boss. Lol
It’s good to indulge yourself once in a while and I decided to give my new toy sent to me by Twisted Miss the Juliet by Laura Berman a test drive. The Juliet is a “Clitoral Encaser” and you know how I love clit play. Lol
I slipped the clit vibe out of its packaging and out it popped complete with a lovely lilac gossamer bag to keep it in.
Here’s the techie stuff for you:
The Juliet is constructed from rose pink plastic with a satin finish so it doesn’t slip in your hand
It measures approx 18.5cm from tip to base
The bottom unscrews to house 2 x AAA batteries
It is waterproof so you can use it anywhere
Is ergonomically designed
Adjustable speed control on base
The schoolgirl scene on the DVD featuring Alicia Rhodes started to play and so did I. Alex was at work, the cat was asleep on his bed and now it was my time.
I reached over to my bedside drawers and took the Juliet from the top. Then I tested my moisture level by running my middle finger up between my pussy lips. Already horny I really didn’t need any lube but you can use both silicone and water based with this Clitoral Encaser.
The vibe felt good to hold and warm to the touch. I placed it on the bed as I wriggled out of my jeans and removed my red t-shirt. I slipped off my panties and cast them off on to the floor to join my other clothes discarded in a heap. Now naked I slipped between the sheets.
That dirty Alicia was guiding a guy in to the naughty brunette schoolgirl laying on the desk. She is one dirty bitch. I turned the dial at the base of the vibe and guided it between my moist lips. Now, if only Alicia was here to help me out.
The vibration was good but I wanted more and turned the dial a little more. The combination of vibration and motion usually brings me off quite quickly. I located my clit with the head of the vibe and lay it over the top. Because of the length of the toy I was able to do this with ease, in fact I just laid my hand gently back on my right hip as I started to move the vibe over around my clit.
This toy is so easy to manipulate and feels very comfortable in your hand. The vibrations were now strumming around my clit, teasing it and the pulsing started. It’s not often that I stimulate any additional parts of my body but I felt like pinching my nipples.
I took hold of my pert left nipple between my thumb and index finger and squoze. Then I gently passed my palm over the top of it as it stood proud and to attention. This makes the nerve endings fire and Oooh, that felt good.
I started to move the vibe around my clit, rolling it and letting the vibratory waves pulse through it. Within moments I could feel my orgasm building but I wanted to savour the moment and keep myself teetering on the edge.
This requires a fine balance between stimulation of my clit and backing off, giving chance for the pre orgasmic moment to subside. I feel the nerve endings in my feet and pelvic area, almost resonate with excitement…yes, that is exactly how it feels. Like my nerves are jangling, primed. It must be very much like a guy breaking off just before he come and then taking up his position again.
I find if I can manage to stave off my ejaculation a couple of times before I come, the intensity of the orgasm when it is finally allowed to build is so much more intense and can send you quite crazy.
The tingling started in my feet and worked up through my pelvis and in to my pussy. FUCK!…I arched my back, pushing my shoulders and heels in to the mattress and held my breath as the orgasm swept over me.
I wanted to feel the intensity of orgasm again and I continued to slowly and carefully (you are quite sensitive post orgasm) stimulate my clit. One orgasm wasn’t enough. And moments later I was building for yet another and this time it was quicker arriving and just as powerful as the first.
Twitching I fell back on to the bed and drew in another post orgasmic breath…
…when I opened my eyes I was greeted by my cat, sitting on the bed next to me looking slightly bemused and interested in the buzzing sound under the covers. I don’t think mice buzz do they? How is it that cats and dogs can look at you in such an accusing way. They try to make you feel guilty so that you give them treats. Lol
I’ll remind him of that the next time he has a good clean down there.
I knew when I ordered the Fun Factory Share from Bedtime Heaven, the online sex shop that I was going to like it. I have a bit of a kink for pushing things up Alex’s ass and fucking him with them. It appealed on two levels, I was about to make his ass mine and I wanted to imagine how I could fuck another girl with it when I find one.
Lets get the technicalities out of the way first, its…
It has an insertable length of 17cm, the same as the maximum girth…Wow!
Made from 100% silicone which is flexible and hypoallergenic
It has no awkward angles or contours therefore is easily cleaned
And finally, and I believe the strongest point is that this toy can be used by lesbian/bi and heterosexual couples, how versatile is that!
Alex looked slightly wary when I removed it from the box, knowing exactly where it was going. Lol We are still fairly new to anal and have to take it easy but just give us time and…
It felt soft, warm and yielding to the touch, not at all frightening. We had already partaken in a few glasses of red before settling down on the bed with the Share between us. I had mentally worked out some angles before hand and prepared the lube, which was waiting on my bedside drawers.
Alex was totally naked and I had a short t-shirt on so that I was able to see what was going on. I lubed up the smaller nub and lay back on the bed as I inserted it in my pussy. As soon as I started to push it inside me it slipped in to place quite quickly, the angling and shape are perfect for the female anatomy.
When it was in place I could feel the end pushing up against my g-spot, exactly where I wanted it. This is the great thing about the Share double dildo, you get actual feedback because you wear it internally, unlike a strap-on.
I tried flexing my pc muscles and the dildo bounced up and down, almost like the motion a guy can achieve. Well, Alex can achieve, can all guys do that? The making his cock dance and do all sorts of … I never had another partner who did it. Perhaps that’s another post.
It was quite a horny experience being able to move my very own purple cock. I was starting to get in to the swing of things and feeling very aroused.
Now the dildo was in place and felt as if it was “locked” there, I rose to my knees. Alex was already positioned in front of me on his hands and knees as we had decided before hand. Not being sure which way would be most effective I thought this would allow me to penetrate him and then let him back on to me, taking total control.
I squirted a liberal amount of lube on to the tip of the Share and ran it around the end. As I approached his puckered anus I realised there was one slight problem with this and it was angling. Alex was higher that me and my cock was slung quite low, so a little manoeuvring is required to aid insertion but when you get in right, well…
As he lowered himself on to me I stayed perfectly still but I must admit I wanted to fuck deep and hard in to his tight ass. I had to control my primal urge to fuck his ass hard (give us a little more practice and I’m sure we will get there but for now I have to be careful and take it easy. Right, where were we.)
Once the correct angles were achieved I was ready to fuck, I very gently moved my hips back and forth, careful not to be too forceful. With each hip movement the nub of the Share massaged my g-spot but I just couldn’t give it a good work out as we had to be so careful.
I can imagine that this is a wonderful toy to use on another girl, you get the feedback, the power and the view whilst fucking your partner. Even though I couldn’t just go for it I was incredibly aroused and very, very wet.
This time we were very careful but I get the feeling that next time we may be able to take it one step further.
One word of warning, if you are going to use it anal to vaginal then ensure that you don’t cross contaminate. It looks oh-so-horny in porn, but infections down there aren’t fun and the human digestive tract is teaming with bacteria.
I’m hoping to be able to give this a really good work out soon and fulfil the Dom in me, Alex you better watch out.
All I can say is for the price this is the most perfect girl/girl or boy/girl toy to experiment with. I’ll keep you all posted.
Inflatable sex toys come in many forms. There’s the classic blow-up sex doll, novelty blow-up items, the Cupid’s Couch, and then there’s the Position Master, part of the Fetish Fantasy Series from Pipedream Products.
The great advantage of inflatable furniture, be it intended to enhance your sex life or not, is that it’s easy to transport. The Position Master comes in a box 260mm x 330mm x 90mm, yet inflates to 800mm x 650mm x 320mm. The package states that it can support up to 300 lbs (136 Kg), so it should take a bit of punishment *evil grin*.
The first thing you have to do of course is inflate the couch. I did it the hard way, by blowing it up. While this is entirely feasible I wouldn’t advise it just before sex as the single inlet valve is small requires a quite an effort to use. If you have a foot pump, or electric pump you’d be advised to use that. However once inflated the Position Master isn’t huge and could easily be stowed under a bed or on top of a wardrobe for quick deployment in the heat of passion.
We keep ours in a space between a wall and a large chest of drawers in our bedroom. From which I think you’ll have guessed we love this product!
When we reviewed the Cupids Couch we were really impressed with its incredible versatility. The problem is that a Cupid’s Couch requires space to leave inflated or pre-planning if you’re to store it and only inflate if you want to use it. That can remove the element of spontaneity.
The Position Master on the other hand is so much easier to leave in a state of readiness that we’ve decided to do just that.
When we first tested the Position Master I had ten minutes to recover from my inflatory endeavours before we got intimate. We were both rather excited about the Position Master because we knew from our Cupid’s Couch experience that it would allow us to try different positions, and variation on some of our favourites. We’re still experimenting with it.
That’s got to be a plus for a sex toy hasn’t it? We were excited at the thought of trying it. I’ll not bore you too much with the foreplay … let your imagination fill in the gaps … OK, suitably aroused we began.
First we tried missionary, with Suze laying invitingly on the Position Master. This was probably the least satisfying for us as it seemed to reduce the depth of penetration by rolling Suze’s pelvis forward.
Nil desperandum!
Then it was my turn to lay on the Position Master. I grasped the top pair of handles, yes it has two pairs of handles to stop you parting company from the Position Master in the throws of passion. The surface of the couch is also a faux velvet which is soft and helps prevent slippage on the carpet of bed. It also stops you from sticking to it if you are totally naked. Oh, I nearly forgot, we were trying this on the bed, though of course you can use the Position Master on the floor … or even grass I suppose if your neighbours are understanding hehehe.
Suze tried cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. Both were quite nice though we found that we sank into the mattress so she couldn’t lift herself as much as she would have liked. We’ll have to try this on the floor. As I said above, using something like this is all about angles and personal preference. A product like the Position Master is great because it effectively changes what does and doesn’t work when you and your partner are having sex. It opens up new possibilities and can really invigorate your sex life because you start exploring again.
We were getting better with our Position Master technique, but the best was yet to come.
We decided to try good old fashioned doggy.
What a revelation. The change in orientation caused by the Position Master caused Suze’s G-spot to be presented to my thrusting cock in such a way that she cried out with pleasure. She grabbed the handles on the side of the Position Master and “fine-tuned” her angle until she seemed to be permanently on the edge of orgasm. It was only necessary for me to adjust my thrusts minutely to bring her to climax, then down again to a state of pleasure just below that orgasmic zenith.
I brought her to orgasm three or four times before finally allowing myself to succumb to the divine pleasure I too was experiencing. I came with a glowing red orgasm, my body tingling, a shudder running up my spine.
The Position Master is a simple product and inexpensive. It is versatile and functional, practical and very effective. An adult product that encourages experimentation and allows you to experience new and enhanced sensations has to be a must for any relationship.
Oh, before I begin, if you want to see Suze playing with Jenna Jameson’s boobs see this video.
It’s not often that you get to tit fuck a porn star, but that’s what Jenna’s Perfect pair from Doc Johnson gives you the opportunity to do. The good people at Twisted Miss sent us this exact replica of Jenna’s famous breasts for me to test. And as an experienced sex toy tester I rose to the challenge. Yes, pun very much intended.
Now, obviously you’d have thought that using a toy like this, which is in essence a male masturbator, would be a solo affair. Well not in this house. While I might have slight exhibitionist tendencies, Suze is most definitely developing into a huge voyeur. Not for the first time she watched me from the very start of my test, slowly stroking myself to erection, until my climax.
Before I describe the use of the toy I ought to let you know a few things about Jenna’s Perfect Pair. As mentioned above they are formed from Doc Johnson’s UR3 material. It has a firmness, combined with pliability that allows the Doc Johnson people to make incredibly realistic toys that feel like human skin. As you can see from the video the breasts are of the ultra-pert silicone enhanced variety, being moulded from Jenna Jameson. This means there’s an inviting valley between them begging for your cock to be inserted.
Because they are modelled on the real thing the breasts are slightly asymmetrical and therefore much more acceptable as ersatz boobs. The nipples are a delicate pink and the skin the standard UR3 fleshy tone.
When you use Jenna’s boobs you have to ensure two things. First that they are lightly lubed with a water based lube and second that you have a nice hard stiffy. Without the lubrication your skin will drag and without a firm erection you may find it difficult to both enclose your cock between the boobs and penetrate the tight cavern that this creates.
With plenty of lube to hand and a towel underneath them to capture the ensuing spillages I was ready to rock; And get my rocks off.
Suitably aroused and with Jenna Jameson’s boobs lubed I knelt astride them while Suze watched. I lay my cock between her tits and felt the coolness of the UR3. I rather liked that sensation. While you can warm the toy in warm water to raise its temperature you’re advised not to put it in the oven or microwave – that could be an interesting one to explain to the fire service – but I digress. This was when I found that you need to be very firmly erect to use the toy as to fully enclose your cock you need to squeeze them together and this makes the opening between them very small.
I began to thrust in and out, my cock appearing and disappearing between them, mesmerising Suze who loves to watch me masturbate. I’m sure that on your own you could add a little porn to the experience, maybe some of Jenna herself, I mean, imagine watching a scene with Jenna Jameson being tit-fucked while you fucked her tits, that would be POV to the max. For now I had my own porn performer, Suze slowly rubbing her clit for my entertainment and her pleasure.
I found that using the Perfect Pair I had to ensure just the right level of lubrication, occasionally adding just a drop of lube to easy the passage of my now raging hard-on between the pink mounds.
Suze was rolling about on the bed now, her hand between her legs. She moaned and only now did her eyes close, the orgasm interrupting the close-up view she had of my thrusting cock.
Suze’s eyes were sparkling as I began to feel the orgasm rising in my groin, looking at her while I was pumping into Jenna Jameson’s chest was surreal and arousing at the same time. I knew she wanted to see me come and wasn’t about to disappoint her. One final thrust and I buirried myself deep in between Jenna’s mounds, pulling the skin of my cock back and making the head of my penis shine.
Muscular contractions pumped semen towards a waiting Suze, once, twice, three times. I released the breasts and lifted my cock from between the twin mounds. I grasped my still rock hard member milking every drop from it, a trail of semen dribbling across Jenna’s left nipple. A blob of cum hit Suze on the tip of her nose as my muscular pumping subsided. Suze leant forward and licked Jenna’s nipple clean…
Jenna’s Perfect Pair are possibly the ultimate in male breast masturbators, They are made from top quality materials, and can take a serious pounding. I can vouch for that. The toy is heavy so it isn’t going to move around when you use it. They are a simple toy, in that you don’t have any vibrating function, but that’s the key to them. Since when did you meet a woman with a vibrating chest? If you love masturbation and would love to cum on a porn star’s chest then who better than Jenna Jameson?
We already have the under the bed restraint set from Sportsheets, also supplied by Bedtime Heaven, and have had some great fun with those, so I thought I would give this set a try. I asked our friends at Bedtime Heaven to send the set out for me to try and I bet they had a smile on their faces when they despatched them. I think they are as naughty as us.
From the moment that I took hold of the box and flipped it over to see how versatile they were, I felt the dome side of me emerging inside me. A smile played upon my lips as I popped open the plastic packaging.
2 x Wrist cuffs
2 x Ankle Cuffs
Both sets are the same size, perhaps something that could be addressed because ankles are usually larger. However they are generous in size so that didn’t present a problem.
2 x Adjustable Tethers
1 x Leather Blindfold. Why did I never get one of these, they can be so much fun!
With the bondage restraints to hand, all you need is a couple of horny people to complete the recipe
We were already naked and in bed when I decided to indulge in a little role play. I placed the contents of the pack on to the bed and sorted them out. I decided that Alex was going to be my sub and I removed his boxer shorts, leaving him naked. I left on my black thong.
He was a willing participant and lay back on the bed whilst I cuffed his hands first, then his ankles. I then lifted his head and applied the blindfold. It took me a while to calm down and decide what I was going to do to my sub. I ordered him to all fours, then I attatched each ankle to wrist using the tethers provided. Once he was restrained I took up the slack on each side.
This resulted in him falling on to his shoulders as his hands made contact with his ankles. He was now totally submissive with his shoulders on the mattress and his ass pointing up in to the air.
At this point as I stood at the foot of the bed the rubber whip caught my eye in its usual place hanging from the headboard. I walked around the bed and carefully and quietly, as not to alert him to what I was doing, took the whip from the headboard.
The room was silent except for Alex’s expectant respiration as he lay face to one side on the bed. I took the whip and ran it down the centre of his back, the cold rubber tassles dragging against his skin. Alex twitched and moaned his approval. “Is that nice my slave?”, I asked with a giggle. He responded that it was.
I ran the rubber whip over his flesh, occasionally giving it a gentle flick or glide to heighten his senses (the whip is one of the most useful sex toys we have hehehe). He didn’t know what I may do to him next, that excited him I could tell. His expectant breathing betrayed him. Trust is important in BDSM role play even though we are only amateurs, the trust has to be there to be totally absorbed.
His ass was just asking for it and I twisted my wrist and flicked the rubber strands over his firm fleshy buttock…then the other and back again. I was getting into this and he was too. Aware of his limits and controlling my urge to flay him that little bit harder, after all I didn’t want to hurt him, too much. This was about sensation and sexual exploration not masochism.
I gave him a couple more flicks of whip on each buttock and then let loose his tethers. He rose up on to all fours and I took his wrists and clipped them to one of the tethers behind his back. Bound he was mine, still blindfold and very horny. His cock was proudly bobbing in front of his groin. I licked my lips as I ran scenarios through my head.
I guided him to the edge of the bed and stood him next to it, his cock pointing directly at me sat on the edge of the mattress. Suze could resist no longer, expectancy already had me wet. Alex’s hands were tied together behind his back and I pulled his hips closer to me and gently ran my tongue around his cock head.
Alex was breathing heavily and moaning with each flick of my investigative tongue. He tasted good as he oozed pre cum on to the tip of my tongue. I blew cold air over his erect helmet and he twitched with excitement. He started to thrust his hips towards me rhythmically, I knew what he wanted but he would have to wait.
He thrust again and this time I opened my mouth around his thrusting erection and let him enter my mouth. Alex moaned, and started to slowly fuck my open mouth. I bore my lips down on him and started to suck as his foreskin rolled up and down against my tongue. He was so hard!
Having total control over Alex was really turning me on, he was mine to do with as I pleased.
“Do you want to fuck your Mistress?”, I enquired. A tease really. I knew he wanted to grind my ass in to that bed.
“Yes!”, he responded fervently.
I reached around his back and unhooked his cuffs allowing him the use of his arms once more. He reached forward and parted my legs and pushed himself between them. Still blindfold he stared to fuck me.
There were no airs and graces, this was a basic need to fuck. I gripped his waist with my legs and raised my hips to meet with his allowing deeper penetration. Shit! I called out as he grounded momentarily on my cervix. He began to fuck me like a man possessed by sex.
I came and told him so. Then he gave one long thrust and several small ones and ejaculated inside me. I could see he had become wobbly overcome by the moment so I slid on to the bed disengaging with his cock and let him slip on to the mattress beside me. He put his arm over me and we lay together in the afterglow.
Suze can’t wait for her turn to be tethered … bondage can be so much fun, even for beginers like us.
It’s quite and unassuming vibrator, the Japanese Squirmy from Doc Johnson and again the design and functionality did intrigue me when I asked if Twisted Miss could despatch it for me to try.
The Squirmy has 9cm of insertable length with a girth at its widest point of 12cm.
It takes 3 x AAA batteries
There are 3 speed settings for the clitoral rabbit but believe me you won’t need to turn it up to full
And there are 3 G-Spot massaging speeds
In addition, the G-Spot function can be set to reverse action too
It’s Phthalate free and waterproof, I can see bathtime just getting better and better
I love this vibe!
This toy is ideal for a first timer, it’s not designed to be challenging size-wise and it certainly hits the spot. Further more it fits neatly in to most bags or purses as you may know them, not many vibes will do that.
After all the beauty of this vibe is not it’s size but just how well it does what it is designed to do. Let me explain…
…I decided to take the Squirmy to bed on my own to warm myself up for a good fucking. I’m a multiple orgasmer, I always say why stop at one when you can have two, three, four…
It was still light outside so I drew the bedroom curtains and closed the small window, so that the neighbours didn’t get a chance to join in the fun. Lol I pulled back the duvet and slipped out of my jeans and shirt. I kicked my socks off and pulled my panties down and cast them to one side with my other clothes. No need for the bra so that went too.
Completely naked I slid between the duvet and mattress. It was cold but I was anticipating it wouldn’t be for long. I turned on the television to help mask any outbursts I may have during my onanism.
Alex was downstairs washing up the dishes from lunch and I could periodically hear him opening cupboards and putting dishes away. This soon faded from my reality as I took hold of the vibrator.
I reached between my legs to carry out a moisture test. Conclusion, I was wet. The television had nothing interesting on so I switched to DVD. On screen came Lex Steele, my does he have a huge cock! I digress.
Lex is busy fucking Monica Sweetheart on top a glass table and I’m running the vibe up and down my slit, picking up the available moisture which had gathered there. I then push it up between my lips and press the massage button once. The vibe slipped nicely in to place without any lube, which is why it would be a good one for a first time toy user. The key to this toy is in its clever massaging properties and not it’s ability to fill your pussy.
At first the massaging tip made no impact on me as I sat with it placed between my legs. I lay back against the mattress and pulled my PC muscles tight and gave the button one more click. That’s when the action got to work on my G-Spot. I could feel the sensation I normally get from Alex’s cock or fingers as they run over my vaginal wall. I knew it was hitting the spot because I began to want to pee, which is a sure sign that my G-Spot is being stimulated.
It was warm, or I was, and I pushed the duvet back on to the top of my thighs. I pressed the rabbit button just once and FUCK ME! That rabbit is one of the most powerful I have had the pleasure to test on my clit.
One more press on the rabbit button and I was pulsing away, my clit was enlivened immediately. A word of caution, this vibe isn’t quiet but that is a trade I’m willing to make for the stimulation provided by this pink sensation.
Lex was ball deep in Monica as I opened my eyes briefly to get some visual stimuli to help me on my way. I was so close now. My pussy was resonating with the powerful beating of the rabbit on my clit and my G-Spot was being massaged in to submission.
I started to gently rotate the vibe from side to side, only slightly. This had the effect of rubbing over my clitoral hood and making my pussy ache. I placed my right foot over my left ankle and grasped my buttocks together as sparks climbed up my spinal column and I twitched as my climax took me over.
My whole body almost lifted off the bed as I had the most powerful orgasm. And I think I let the world know too as I moaned out loud. I felt the orgasm dissipate and I powered down the vibe, eyes still shut to enjoy the moment.
A kiss pressed upon my lips as I felt Alex leaning over me, I breathed in his aroma deeply and opened my eyes. I could make out the firmness of his cock pressing against the denim groin of his jeans.
He moved round the bed and I heard the familiar sound of his zipper being lowered as I placed the wet vibe on my bedside drawers…
I spotted this on Bedtime Heaven’s site I just had to have it for a test drive. I’ve tested its vibrating cousin and it was fantastic, you can read that review here. But The Curve is beautiful to look at with its royal curl shape and is delightfully soft to the touch, enticing me with its promise of quiet delight.
The curve dildo requires no batteries and in return offers hours of silent fun. Nobody will ever know how much you enjoyed the experience providing you aren’t a screamer.
It’s sculpted from hypoallergenic medical grade silicone in one of my favourite colours. It’s always useful to know the dimensions of adult toys heheh, so … it has an insertable length of 18cm with a girth at its head of 13cm. The closest I can describe the feel of it is to compare it to Playdoh. Albeit elastic Playdoh!. Do you remember just how soft and yielding it felt in your hands? A close second to natural skin in warmth and texture.
I expected this dildo to be rigid but it’s really quite pliable whilst remaining rigid enough to maintain it’s g-spot seeking shape. Yes ladies, this toy is designed to seek and find your most sensitive area and massage you into submission. A weapon of self-love.
Unlike some toys this one is odourless and completely submersible. So I plan to have a rerun with in the bath at some point.
My idea was to go off to our bedroom with my new Fun Factory dildo and pleasure myself, Alex is used to me doing this. It was Friday night and I made my way upstairs, reached in to my bedside drawer where my “Curve” was waiting and placed it on my bedside drawers whilst I slipped out of my clothing.
Alex was washing up after dinner and I was eager to try my new Curve. I love just holding it and looking at it, I know that sounds odd but its just such an aesthetic sex toy. I slipped between the sheets wearing…nothing. I was hot enough and didn’t require clothing.
I took a tube of lube from my bedside drawer and applied a small blob to the end of the Curve. As I pushed it between my lips and inside me I shivered at the cold sensation of the lube against my pussy lips.
It popped inside me easily. The upward turn of the handle made manoeuvring easy. I pushed the dildo deep inside me and then slowly retracted it. I felt the smooth shaped head withdraw from my pussy, catching on my opening as it did so.
I pushed the Curve back inside me and as I did so pushed back on the opposing curve. This made contact with my g-spot and I immediately felt the sensation of wanting to pee. I had found the magic area. I continued to push the curved handle downwards and used the handle to work the dildo in and out of me. The silicone is easy to grip unlike the hard plastic used in some.
Despite being quite aroused and involved by now I became aware of a hand reaching between my legs, taking hold of the dildo. It was Alex. I let him take control. He pulled back the duvet and began to work the dildo slowly in and out of me. I took his hand and guided him to the right place, pushing down on his hand.
I was about to come and fell back down on to the bed as I felt the grip of my first orgasm. This inspired Alex and he began to work that dildo in and out of me eagerly. My knees were now up in the air and my feet placed firmly against the mattress, buttock pulled tight.
Alex was now breathing deep and audibly. He was still fully dressed laying with me on top of the duvet. I reached my hand down and pressed it against the crotch of his jeans. He was hard inside that denim and I was so horny.
FUCK! My feet began to tingle and my pelvic floor gripped as he brought me off once more. As I recovered I can remember myself reaching for Alex’s flies. I opened them and found his hard cock inside waiting for me.
The front of his boxers was wet, he had dribbled come whilst frigging me. I eased his cock out of the fly in his underwear and began to stroke him. He was so hard I could almost feel the blood coursing through his cock.
Alex helped me at this point, not without self-interest I may add. Hehehe
He was soon out of his trousers and underwear, cock bouncing invitingly in front of him. I gave it a quick suck and then guided him downward. He pushed between my swollen lips and gave me the fucking of a lifetime. I think I came another two or was it three times before I got on to my knees and let him fuck me doggy.
All the time he was fucking me the Curve dildo was next to my head and I could smell myself on it. Do you know just how horny your own smell can make you. If you don’t I suggest you give it a try just like this wonderful dildo.
The Vibra Exciter from Vibra Fun was supplied to us by our good friends at Twisted Miss. The vibrating cock ring is designed to be activated by the ringing of a mobile phone when it receives a text message or voice call. So it’s a toy that promises a great deal for naughty fun in public places, and yet there are so many potential pitfalls …
When a toy arrives for review it’s often the case that what comes out of the packet is not entirely what we expected. That is certainly true of the Vibra Exciter.
My experience of cock rings and some other male sex toys in the past has been that they rank OK to fair. With a vibrator/bullet attached they can be fun, but while many do the job and make for an interesting experience cock rings are not at the top of my Christmas list.
One of the reasons for that is that most of them are designed to be worn at the base of the penis, often primarily acting as an aid to maintaining an erection. If they vibrate they stimulate the least sensitive part of the penis and the scrotum. That is all well and good, but the most sensitive part of the penis, the glans at the tip of the penis gets left out.
When I knew that Vibra Exciter was on it’s way I envisaged it like all other cock rings, humming away on my scrotum. Thank goodness I was soooo wrong. Nestling with its soft jelly brushes just behind my glans and with twin bullets working those sensitive nerve endings I got a real treat.
We first tested the Vibra Exciter in the bedroom. Why? I hear you ask when this is a toy designed for use in less than private places would we do a thing like that? Simple, volume. Many bullets in sex toys are less than quiet. If you’re in the privacy of your own home that’s great, but outside that can lead to all sorts or trouble. Although the Vibra Exciter’s control unit does have a big “Cancel” button, just in case and would pass as a pager if spotted on your waistband.
There was another reason too, the Exciter is made of a jelly-like plastic that I thought might pull on my sensitive glans and make them sore.
Neither of my fear we justified. The soft plastic hugs your cock, stopping the cock ring falling off and holding the brushes on the twin bullets firmly in place. And as for the bullets, they are as powerful as one I have twice their size and although not silent they are very quiet.
Quiet enough so that tucked inside your trousers they are almost inaudible. Off to the supermarket then.
Having proved that the Vibra Exciter worked when my mobile phone rang we set off to the supermarket. The instructions for the toy mention that not only can it be triggered by phones, but by other electrical equipment so I was waiting for some surprises. Hehehe.
About half way to the supermarket the cock ring went off. I’d set it on the lowest setting just in case it could be heard by other shoppers, but even on that setting it put an immediate smile on my face. Suze noticed asked “It’s working then?”. “Ooooh yes!” I replied. Someone in a passing car must have taken a call.
BTW I’ll go on to describe the settings later.
At the supermarket I stood next to the ATM, refrigerators, cash tills and even a floor polisher, but the Exciter didn’t activate. Then just as I was about to give up hope of a surprise stimulation, it went off. I turned round and saw a woman, brunette, about 45, taking a call. I tried not to smile, I think I managed it.
Suze wasn’t so controlled and again picked up on my clandestine cock ring action and started giggling. We hastened to finish the shopping and then off to the checkouts.
We then went on to the DIY store to pick up a new shower head. No stimulation there either. Amazing isn’t it, people are normally on their mobile phones all the time … apart from when you want them to be. LOL
Now all that was great fun despite the lack of non-mobile activations. Perhaps you should just make sure you spend a lot of time in mobile phone shops. Credit where it’s due the toy is totally reliable when your phone receives a call, so you and your lover can enjoy yourself even miles apart.
The Vibra Exciter has ten settings, all of which are very enjoyable due to the power of the bullets. This is made possible by the use of two AAA batteries in the control unit/receiver that clips to your waistband of belt when in outdoor use. Some bullets try to be self-contained, utilising button cells and sacrifice the raw power available to those using larger batteries. The slight inconvenience of a connecting wire is a small price to pay.
There are three steady settings of increasing power that you can step though with one of the two controls on the toy, six pulsing/sawtooth modes and then my favourite, random, which makes its merry way through an assortment of the other modes.
All those modes, particularly random, and the power of the thing means that it’s great to use solo. You obviously can’t masturbate with it on, but if you slip it over your cock you’ll be hard in minutes and ready for a little hand assisted action.
The Vibra Exciter exceeded pretty much all of my expectations. I simply didn’t expect it to be as comfortable to wear, as effective in use or as quiet in operation. It’s a revelation.
This vibe is unlike any other in terms of action. When I first saw it I wanted it, just like a girl would desire an exquisite piece of jewellery, I wanted to have this to test drive.
And good for me, Bedtime Heaven despatched it to me with expedience complete with batteries because they are so thoughtful. Or do they know me well by now?
It’s totally irrelevant but I love the colour. It comes in a lovely shade of lilac and has a very soft almost fleshy feel to it. The vibe is solid and well made with easy to operate controls.
Lets get the techie bit out of the way first:
The vibe has and shaft with an insertable length of 15cm and a very pleasureable girth of 13.5cm…OMG! Heaven.
It is constructed from Phthalate Free, smooth, soft and unscented TPR
Takes 4 x AA Batteries
3 x speed Wave Motion
And best of all Reverse Direction Wave Motion too
Also 3 x speed rabbit vibration, clit heaven
It’s also waterproof which is a great idea if you tend to get as wet as I do Lol
This wave rabbit vibrator has a wonderful feel, warm, soft and almost like real flesh but it doesn’t look like real flesh, unless you are a martian of course. Lol
When I test vibes I like Alex to be part of the experience. So I asked him to come to bed with me and watch some porn whilst we both relaxed. It was the Easter break and we had all the time in the world…
It was Sunday afternoon to be precise and we had disappeared up the bedroom at 2pm. As he closed the curtains it occurred to me for just a moment “what would the neighbours think?” only for a moment then I though “so what?”.
I turned on the DVD player and started up the disk that was already in the drive. It was House Of Shame and I selected the school room scene. Something about girls in short skirts and headmistresses gets me in the mood. Come on, I’m sure you feel the same…
Alicia Rodes makes a good disciplinarian, I would love her to teach me a lesson!
I cast off my t-shirt and unzipped my black jeans with my back against the bed. Alex moved across from his side and pulled my jeans slowly over my hips. I stepped out of them as they fell to the floor and kicked them over against the bedroom wall.
As I was about to sit on the edge of the bed he hooked his fingers inside my panties and pulled them down, planting a big kiss on my right butt cheek. I pulled them off over my feet and discarded them with my jeans by the wall.
I sat on the edge of the bed and Alex moved on in behind me placing a led either side of me. His body was now pressed against my back and I could feel his warm breath against my neck.
His hand unhooked the two catches on my bra and he rolled it over my shoulders and down my arms, as he did so my breasts spilled out. Nipples hardening with the exposure to the cool air. He reached his arms around me under my armpits and cupped both my breasts rolling them under his palms.
Then he pinched both nipples and I yelped with the roughness of his attentions. I was already highly aroused and pleasure and pain can be so close that they merge.
Now naked I pushed back and Alex moved across the bed to his side. I lay on the pillow contemplating the phallic vibrator on my bedside drawers. Batteries were loaded and it was ready for me and I was certainly ready for it.
But this time I wanted Alex to take a more active role in my masturbatory pleasure. I wanted him to use the wave vibrator on me…
I passed him the Passion Wave vibe and asked “Will you fuck me with this?”.
“I would love to make you come”, came his reply as he accepted the vibe from me.
Alicia was now licking a girls cunt as I lay back on the desk, dirty girl! Alex then held the vibe against my pussy lips and began to push it inside me. “Can you apply some lube”, I asked as I felt that huge vibe trying to penetrate me, there was now way that was going in without some help.
He reached in to his drawer and applied some lube to the tip. It felt cold as he pushed it against my hot pussy but it was soon in and delving deep inside me. This vibe really does fill you up if you know what I mean.
Alicia was now fucking the faux schoolgirl with a strap on and Alex turned on the vibrator. I could feel the waves pulse through my pussy as he turned the vibe up to max. The sensation was like no other vibrator I have tested, I could feel the ripples of pleasure build and crash upon my shore.
Then he turned on the rabbit assailing my clit too!
I used my PC muscles to grip the rabbit as it waved up inside my pussy, this intensified the experience and before long I was submitting to an intense orgasm. Alex could sense it coming and started to gently pinch my right nipple with his free hand. Fuck! I came with such intensity that his grip on the vibe was impaired by the ejaculate. “Bloody hell, you are wet!”, he exclaimed.
Those waves are increased in intensity and efficacy if you use your PC muscles to grip the vibe as it ripples through you. I was rendered speechless for moments after I came. Lucky Alex kept up the good work varying speed and function because I lost all control.
Alex was more than a little turned on at this point…he removed the vibe from my pussy and replaced it with his cock. As I wrapped my legs around his back he fucked me watching my boobs bounce up and down with each thrust.
Within minutes of him entering me we were both coming and he ended up with some tell tale nail marks on his back.
This toy is going in to my under the bed sex toy supplies.
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So we like to try toys that are somewhere in between. The Allure XXX Leather Whip that was sent to us by Twisted Miss certainly falls into that category.
I knew when I ordered the 
Inflatable 
The room was silent except for Alex’s expectant respiration as he lay face to one side on the bed. I took the whip and ran it down the centre of his back, the cold rubber tassles dragging against his skin. Alex twitched and moaned his approval. “Is that nice my slave?”, I asked with a giggle. He responded that it was.
I love this vibe!
It was warm, or I was, and I pushed the duvet back on to the top of my thighs. I pressed the rabbit button just once and FUCK ME! That rabbit is one of the most powerful I have had the pleasure to test on my clit.
We then went on to the DIY store to pick up a new shower head. No stimulation there either. Amazing isn’t it, people are normally on their mobile phones all the time … apart from when you want them to be. LOL
