I fancied an up and downer and asked for the professional help of Bedtime Heaven to select a good one for me. There are so many vibrators to choose from I am sometimes a little lost as to which to test drive.
They sent out the Intimate Liasons Utopia Rabbit for me to try. It looks both classy and like it can do the business.
This toy stood on the floor by my bed for a few days before I decided to reach down and try it out. For me a toy has to fit in with my bedroom pleasures and an appropriate moment presented itself whilst Alex took a bath.
I believe that vibes are best test driven on your own if you have a partner because you can then get in to the correct mind set. Yes, I know I can have cock when I want it but it is nice to be a single girl again and try these toys out.
Let me tell you a little about my friend.
The Utopia Rabbit is powerful and as such requires 6 x AA batteries, greedy but very, very powerful
It has 6 modes of rotating thrusting beads and 6 speeds of pulsating clitoral stimulation
Phthalates free you can be sure that it is safe to use
Operated by push button control pleasure is only a click away
It has 3 rows of rotating thrusting beads for vaginal stimulation and 4 rows of thrusting beads to stimulate the entrance to your pussy
Generous in size the insertable length is 15cm with a 13.5cm circumference, guaranteed to have you moaning Lol
I squoze a small blob of water based lube on to the tip and ran it around the cock shaped head to ease penetration. It felt slightly cold as the tip touched my pussy lips and parted them, I pressed the rabbit ears control and the tickling buzz started to work on my clit.
Now time for the action, I pressed once on the vibrator control and it burst in to action. It felt strange rotating round inside me at first and then I started to LOVE it. With a second click I found the ideal continuous setting.
This vibe really does the trick, there are some vibrators which don’t quite deliver. This one does. The beads can be clearly felt through the soft casing, each one massaging your inner walls. And the clit vibe…need I say more. I didn’t even venture any of the other setting for either the rabbit’s ears or the vibrator.
I know when I have found the perfect combination and I certainly had. Experimentation could wait for another day. This is a really good simulation of the real thing, that is if he has steel beads on his cock. Only kidding. The simulated thrusting is second to none and the power is awesome.
That’s another thing I have found with mechanised movement vibrators, they can be under powered and leave you cold when you start to grip them. They seize up and haven’t the power to bring you to orgasm. No fear of that happening with the Utopia Rabbit.
It massaged and pulsed and massaged and pulsed and I came. I came with such intensity that I thought I was going to wet myself. The tip had worked wonders on my g-spot. I can only praise this rabbit vibrator because it is the one I have been waiting for and I cannot recommend it strongly enough.
As you can tell, I liked it. No I LOVED IT! I’m so enthusiastic that I’m shouting now.
Alex entered the bedroom and I didn’t even hear him. As I opened my eyes on my way back down to earth, he was stood by the bed. “You liked that didn’t you?”, he said with a smile. “Oh, yes”, I replied.
Like most rabbits, it can be a little noisy in use because of it’s multiple functions, thrusting motion and power. The noises you will make should drown out the Utopia rabbit. Not a toy to be used in the dead of night with your auntie Mabel next door. But then again, when I come I definitely make more noise than my toys, so that doesn’t worry me.
I’ve been looking around for nipple toys lately and I have to admit they are in short supply, once you have tried the nipple clamps and the suction cups there is very little left by way of stimulation. That’s why when I noticed these breast massagers I was delighted. I believe our nipples are quite neglected in the adult toy world.
My friends over at Bedtime Heaven despatched them for me to try out, they are the Cal Exotics Heart Shaped Breast Massagers. Don’t they look cute? I’ve never tried pasties or anything like these before so I was really looking forward to trying them out.
I’ll give you the rundown on my Heart Shaped Breast Massagers:
They are made from soft TPR which is pliable and comfortable to wear
Each pastie has a wireless, push button bullet which can be inserted under the nipple housing
Each ultra quiet massager is powered by 2 x *** watch batteries and what’s more they come with eight so you are ready to go and won’t run out in a hurry.
Eager to test these out I decided to get myself warmed up whilst Alex took a quick shower in the hotel bathroom. I would probably have indulged myself and soaped him up but with my sprained foot I wasn’t going to risk slipping and causing myself harm. Plus it gave me an excuse to indulge myself for a few moments.
The bullets split down the middle allowing insertion of the batteries. Once in place I loaded each bullet under the nipple cup and we were ready to go. I could hear the water bouncing off Alex and splashing onto the bath base as I lay back on the bed and slipped under the cover.
It was quite warm in the room and I just pulled the duvet up to thigh height, protecting my decency for some reason. Lol I was totally naked and ready to go. I found the best position for attaching the massagers was sitting so that your boob is full and round. I placed the contoured side against my flesh with the bullet on the underside of my nipple.
Then I flattened them out against my flesh the best I could. Once they were in place they stayed there and I pressed the button on the end of each bullet. I was slightly disappointed when they started to vibrate because I wasn’t really feeling much.
I pressed the massager against my skin again attempting to increase the vibratory sensation. I must say the bullets were exceptionally quiet compared to the power they had. But they were not quite doing it for me.
What appeared to be the problem was that the breast massagers tend to cup and therefore back off from your nipple area. This decreases the sensation from the bullets and dulls the whole experience, which is a bloody shame, that coupled with the fact that I think the bullet needs to be on the nipple rather than just underneath it. My nipples are very sensitive and would benefit from the vibrations far more than my areola.
But I think the fundamental problem with these is that you need to have smaller boobs, I think C Cup is too big for them to fit properly. All you smaller ladies out there would love these especially if your areola is easily stimulated.
Alas they are not for me but I won’t stop looking for something which makes me go Uhhhmmmm. But in the meantime there is always Alex. *naughty grin*
… Every Now And Then I Like A Little Something Up My Ass
I did try to be more concise with the header but this really does sum me up. Sometimes when Alex is fucking away at me I feel like a little bit of DP. It’s the time when I am most receptive to anal stimulation, my anus opens slightly and the muscles relax, allowing smooth passage in to my rectum.
With this in mind, the next time I ordered my batch of toys from the lovely guys at Bedtime Heaven I ordered the little beauty up there in the top left corner. It’s the Internal Sensations from Doc Johnson.
The soft flexible probe is 20cm in length
Has a graduating insertable circumference ranging from the tip at 4.3cm to 13.1cm at its base, enough to please anyone
It takes 2 x AA batteries
The IS is also waterproof, which I intend to try out later. Water relaxes my anal muscles too.
But I left the best till last…it has the worlds smallest bullet tip to get to those hard to reach places. Lol
Anal is not something that can be rushed and whether it happens or not depends on circumstances I have found. You can’t always guarantee that it will happen but with such a slender toy I knew that there would be a chance of at least being DP’d.
We both watched a little bit of streaming video that night. It was a girl on girl scene with Lolly Babcock in it. Before it reached the end I was ready to fuck. So was Alex, he climbed up on to his knees and told me to bend over. How could I resist.
The lube and my Internal Sensations were sitting on top of Alex’s drawers just in case I was receptive. I pulled my nightshirt up over my head and leant over my pillows. My breasts were now free and swaying below me. I love the feel of my breasts when they are released from the confines of my bra. The sensation can only be related to that of taking a really good poo and the release you feel, for you guys. Lol
I feel like my skin can breath again, my nipples become hyper sensitive as they graze upon the pillow below. Alex pushes in to me as I squat with my ass in the air, elbows resting on the mattress. My breasts are now pushed snugly in to the pillow. He starts to fuck me, slowly at first. As he fucks, my breasts roll into pillow. My pussy is now gaping and accepting his thrusts easily but with the sweetest of friction.
The bed starts to moan and creak with the quickening pace of his thrust and my upward bounces to meet him. I’m so wet, so fucking wet. I can hear him sliding in and out of me as my juices audibly slosh. I’m watching Lolly finger fuck that blonde girl and I’m wishing she was here with me. Alex is fucking me faster now…oh fuck, I feel that orgasm building. “I’m coming!”. He hears me and fucks faster, driving in and out of me like a machine.
I release…the wetness seeps down my inner thighs. Lolly, oh Lollly…you dirty bitch! I can see her fingering her sub. She has her knees up round her ears and moans like a whore. Alex fuck me…oh yes just like that.
His pelvis is now slapping against my ass and I know he wants me to come again. “Fuck my ass!”, I shout out as he penetrates me with unrelenting lust. He stops momentarily and reaches over to his drawers. I hear the sound of the lube bottle being opened…
…then I feel something cool against my anus. A gentle push and it’s in there, cold and probing. Alex opens me up and starts to thrust once more. My pussy is ready, I’m ready. Lolly, you dirty fucker you made her come. I feel a buzz inside my ass, subtle but nice. Then the it intensifies as Alex’s cock thrusts in to me.
The buzz is now humming in my rectum, it feels good. I’m full but not too full, it’s pleasurable tingling. I’m being DP’d and I love it! The feel of hardcock in my pussy and soft vibrating probe in my ass is taking me over the edge.
I start to buck back against both the vibe and Alex, wanting both to enter me deeper, harder. Fuck me, fuck me! My pussy starts to tingle and my body is enraptured by another orgasm. I can feel Alex swelling within me, he starts to fuck harder and hits my cervix.
My ponytail sways as he continues to grind in to me.
“Ooohhhh, fuck”, I feel his cock twitch in me as he ejaculates inside my pussy. With a last moan he throws his body over my back and collapses. I fall onto my pillow unable to sustain his weight and we both lay momentarily catching our breath.
The vibe is still buzzing inside me and I ask him to turn it off. He does as we both lay on our side spooning as the grip of our release subsides. Alex removed the vibe as we melted together in the afterglow.
Wearing just my bathrobe I reached on top of the wardrobe for the latest goodies package from them, took out the Vibro Pod and retired to the bathroom to wash the bullets in anti bac wash and swiftly dry them on the towel…no time to wait for them to air dry.
Here is the technical low down…
The Vibro Pod takes 2 x AA batteries
Comes complete with 2 x Interchangeable Rubber-Cote bullets
Has mini jack with slot for computer or headphones
Will automatically beat to the rhythm of your favourite tunes when attached to your MP3 player or has an 8 function vibration mode including pulsation and escalation
The control unit is finished in a soft velvety coating and feels nice to hold but if you wish it can be clipped to your clothing
Included is a very nice lilac gossamer pouch to keep all your naughty attachments in
I wondered back in to the bedroom stopping by the office on route to pick up my MP3 player. Once the batteries were loaded and the MP3 player attached I was ready to go. As I lay back on the bed in my robe I must admit I was rather sceptical about the ability of this toy to bring me off. Was it just a gimmick?
First I plugged in and turned on the MP3 player as I lay back on the bed whilst I made a selection from the bullets, I chose the large one. Just like me, always believing that bigger is better. It plugged snuggly in to the Vibro Pod and had plenty of cable length approx 9’. Plenty to go round there girls!
Once attached I placed the bullet under my robe and between my now rather expectant and moist pussy lips. It rested over my clit and felt warm and soft against my pink flesh. The Reverend And The Makers were now assailing in my ears. If you haven’t heard them click here to listen while you read and you can imagine me vibrating to the beat, throbbing, pulsing with you next to me…
Where was I?
The music was good, it was now time to press the “ON” button and really give this toy a work out. I could feel the tension ebbing out of me as I lay back on the bed, relaxing, listening to the music and BLOODY HELL! That buzzing between my pussy coupled with the rhythm of the music was certainly starting to work its magic on me.
All me previous misconceptions about this toy disappeared from my mind just like the tension from my body. It was fantastic to feel the bullet rattle against me in time to the beat of the music, something I have never sensed before. Both vibration and sound complement each other and give a totally encapsulating experience.
I was now in a world of my own, totally absorbed in my own pleasure and not an ounce of guilt was felt.
The large bullet was giving me some wonderful, pelvic rattling vibration but I wanted to try the smaller bullet for comparison. I thought it would be a more gentle relaxing vibration, affording a bit of comfort.
How wrong was I! From the moment I swapped them over my pelvis was resonating with the vibrations, using me like a tuning fork. The small bullet, much to my amazement and delight, was even more powerful than the larger one.
Within minutes of it being inserted between my lips I could feel myself edging closer to orgasm. An involuntary move, I placed my middle right finger over the top of the bullet and began to massage it in to my swollen clit.
That felt really good. My toes curled upwards and I tensed my buttocks. Music flooded my ears as the tingling started, that tell tale sign that I’m going to come. As the beat grew more rapid my body temperature started to elevate as it does, my toes were now joined by tingling in my fingers.
My back arched from the bed as I twitched and thrashed out my orgasm. I think I may have said something too but I can’t recall and certainly couldn’t hear myself. Perhaps the neighbours will tell me later. Lol
The beat subsided in perfect time with the rapture of my orgasm and I lay spent on top of the bed. Then BANG! The beat picked up again and I had forgotten to power off the Vibro Pod, my clit was so sensitive I let out a yelp before removing the bullet from my pussy.
I looked at myself and somehow I had managed to entangle myself in the wires just like a playfull kitten in a ball of wool. Only better!
“I’ll give it another try when I have come down”, I thought to myself…”just to check that this wasn’t a one off”.
I knew when I ordered the Fun Factory Share from Bedtime Heaven, the online sex shop that I was going to like it. I have a bit of a kink for pushing things up Alex’s ass and fucking him with them. It appealed on two levels, I was about to make his ass mine and I wanted to imagine how I could fuck another girl with it when I find one.
Lets get the technicalities out of the way first, its…
It has an insertable length of 17cm, the same as the maximum girth…Wow!
Made from 100% silicone which is flexible and hypoallergenic
It has no awkward angles or contours therefore is easily cleaned
And finally, and I believe the strongest point is that this toy can be used by lesbian/bi and heterosexual couples, how versatile is that!
Alex looked slightly wary when I removed it from the box, knowing exactly where it was going. Lol We are still fairly new to anal and have to take it easy but just give us time and…
It felt soft, warm and yielding to the touch, not at all frightening. We had already partaken in a few glasses of red before settling down on the bed with the Share between us. I had mentally worked out some angles before hand and prepared the lube, which was waiting on my bedside drawers.
Alex was totally naked and I had a short t-shirt on so that I was able to see what was going on. I lubed up the smaller nub and lay back on the bed as I inserted it in my pussy. As soon as I started to push it inside me it slipped in to place quite quickly, the angling and shape are perfect for the female anatomy.
When it was in place I could feel the end pushing up against my g-spot, exactly where I wanted it. This is the great thing about the Share double dildo, you get actual feedback because you wear it internally, unlike a strap-on.
I tried flexing my pc muscles and the dildo bounced up and down, almost like the motion a guy can achieve. Well, Alex can achieve, can all guys do that? The making his cock dance and do all sorts of … I never had another partner who did it. Perhaps that’s another post.
It was quite a horny experience being able to move my very own purple cock. I was starting to get in to the swing of things and feeling very aroused.
Now the dildo was in place and felt as if it was “locked” there, I rose to my knees. Alex was already positioned in front of me on his hands and knees as we had decided before hand. Not being sure which way would be most effective I thought this would allow me to penetrate him and then let him back on to me, taking total control.
I squirted a liberal amount of lube on to the tip of the Share and ran it around the end. As I approached his puckered anus I realised there was one slight problem with this and it was angling. Alex was higher that me and my cock was slung quite low, so a little manoeuvring is required to aid insertion but when you get in right, well…
As he lowered himself on to me I stayed perfectly still but I must admit I wanted to fuck deep and hard in to his tight ass. I had to control my primal urge to fuck his ass hard (give us a little more practice and I’m sure we will get there but for now I have to be careful and take it easy. Right, where were we.)
Once the correct angles were achieved I was ready to fuck, I very gently moved my hips back and forth, careful not to be too forceful. With each hip movement the nub of the Share massaged my g-spot but I just couldn’t give it a good work out as we had to be so careful.
I can imagine that this is a wonderful toy to use on another girl, you get the feedback, the power and the view whilst fucking your partner. Even though I couldn’t just go for it I was incredibly aroused and very, very wet.
This time we were very careful but I get the feeling that next time we may be able to take it one step further.
One word of warning, if you are going to use it anal to vaginal then ensure that you don’t cross contaminate. It looks oh-so-horny in porn, but infections down there aren’t fun and the human digestive tract is teaming with bacteria.
I’m hoping to be able to give this a really good work out soon and fulfil the Dom in me, Alex you better watch out.
All I can say is for the price this is the most perfect girl/girl or boy/girl toy to experiment with. I’ll keep you all posted.
Inflatable sex toys come in many forms. There’s the classic blow-up sex doll, novelty blow-up items, the Cupid’s Couch, and then there’s the Position Master, part of the Fetish Fantasy Series from Pipedream Products.
The great advantage of inflatable furniture, be it intended to enhance your sex life or not, is that it’s easy to transport. The Position Master comes in a box 260mm x 330mm x 90mm, yet inflates to 800mm x 650mm x 320mm. The package states that it can support up to 300 lbs (136 Kg), so it should take a bit of punishment *evil grin*.
The first thing you have to do of course is inflate the couch. I did it the hard way, by blowing it up. While this is entirely feasible I wouldn’t advise it just before sex as the single inlet valve is small requires a quite an effort to use. If you have a foot pump, or electric pump you’d be advised to use that. However once inflated the Position Master isn’t huge and could easily be stowed under a bed or on top of a wardrobe for quick deployment in the heat of passion.
We keep ours in a space between a wall and a large chest of drawers in our bedroom. From which I think you’ll have guessed we love this product!
When we reviewed the Cupids Couch we were really impressed with its incredible versatility. The problem is that a Cupid’s Couch requires space to leave inflated or pre-planning if you’re to store it and only inflate if you want to use it. That can remove the element of spontaneity.
The Position Master on the other hand is so much easier to leave in a state of readiness that we’ve decided to do just that.
When we first tested the Position Master I had ten minutes to recover from my inflatory endeavours before we got intimate. We were both rather excited about the Position Master because we knew from our Cupid’s Couch experience that it would allow us to try different positions, and variation on some of our favourites. We’re still experimenting with it.
That’s got to be a plus for a sex toy hasn’t it? We were excited at the thought of trying it. I’ll not bore you too much with the foreplay … let your imagination fill in the gaps … OK, suitably aroused we began.
First we tried missionary, with Suze laying invitingly on the Position Master. This was probably the least satisfying for us as it seemed to reduce the depth of penetration by rolling Suze’s pelvis forward.
Nil desperandum!
Then it was my turn to lay on the Position Master. I grasped the top pair of handles, yes it has two pairs of handles to stop you parting company from the Position Master in the throws of passion. The surface of the couch is also a faux velvet which is soft and helps prevent slippage on the carpet of bed. It also stops you from sticking to it if you are totally naked. Oh, I nearly forgot, we were trying this on the bed, though of course you can use the Position Master on the floor … or even grass I suppose if your neighbours are understanding hehehe.
Suze tried cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. Both were quite nice though we found that we sank into the mattress so she couldn’t lift herself as much as she would have liked. We’ll have to try this on the floor. As I said above, using something like this is all about angles and personal preference. A product like the Position Master is great because it effectively changes what does and doesn’t work when you and your partner are having sex. It opens up new possibilities and can really invigorate your sex life because you start exploring again.
We were getting better with our Position Master technique, but the best was yet to come.
We decided to try good old fashioned doggy.
What a revelation. The change in orientation caused by the Position Master caused Suze’s G-spot to be presented to my thrusting cock in such a way that she cried out with pleasure. She grabbed the handles on the side of the Position Master and “fine-tuned” her angle until she seemed to be permanently on the edge of orgasm. It was only necessary for me to adjust my thrusts minutely to bring her to climax, then down again to a state of pleasure just below that orgasmic zenith.
I brought her to orgasm three or four times before finally allowing myself to succumb to the divine pleasure I too was experiencing. I came with a glowing red orgasm, my body tingling, a shudder running up my spine.
The Position Master is a simple product and inexpensive. It is versatile and functional, practical and very effective. An adult product that encourages experimentation and allows you to experience new and enhanced sensations has to be a must for any relationship.
We already have the under the bed restraint set from Sportsheets, also supplied by Bedtime Heaven, and have had some great fun with those, so I thought I would give this set a try. I asked our friends at Bedtime Heaven to send the set out for me to try and I bet they had a smile on their faces when they despatched them. I think they are as naughty as us.
From the moment that I took hold of the box and flipped it over to see how versatile they were, I felt the dome side of me emerging inside me. A smile played upon my lips as I popped open the plastic packaging.
2 x Wrist cuffs
2 x Ankle Cuffs
Both sets are the same size, perhaps something that could be addressed because ankles are usually larger. However they are generous in size so that didn’t present a problem.
2 x Adjustable Tethers
1 x Leather Blindfold. Why did I never get one of these, they can be so much fun!
With the bondage restraints to hand, all you need is a couple of horny people to complete the recipe
We were already naked and in bed when I decided to indulge in a little role play. I placed the contents of the pack on to the bed and sorted them out. I decided that Alex was going to be my sub and I removed his boxer shorts, leaving him naked. I left on my black thong.
He was a willing participant and lay back on the bed whilst I cuffed his hands first, then his ankles. I then lifted his head and applied the blindfold. It took me a while to calm down and decide what I was going to do to my sub. I ordered him to all fours, then I attatched each ankle to wrist using the tethers provided. Once he was restrained I took up the slack on each side.
This resulted in him falling on to his shoulders as his hands made contact with his ankles. He was now totally submissive with his shoulders on the mattress and his ass pointing up in to the air.
At this point as I stood at the foot of the bed the rubber whip caught my eye in its usual place hanging from the headboard. I walked around the bed and carefully and quietly, as not to alert him to what I was doing, took the whip from the headboard.
The room was silent except for Alex’s expectant respiration as he lay face to one side on the bed. I took the whip and ran it down the centre of his back, the cold rubber tassles dragging against his skin. Alex twitched and moaned his approval. “Is that nice my slave?”, I asked with a giggle. He responded that it was.
I ran the rubber whip over his flesh, occasionally giving it a gentle flick or glide to heighten his senses (the whip is one of the most useful sex toys we have hehehe). He didn’t know what I may do to him next, that excited him I could tell. His expectant breathing betrayed him. Trust is important in BDSM role play even though we are only amateurs, the trust has to be there to be totally absorbed.
His ass was just asking for it and I twisted my wrist and flicked the rubber strands over his firm fleshy buttock…then the other and back again. I was getting into this and he was too. Aware of his limits and controlling my urge to flay him that little bit harder, after all I didn’t want to hurt him, too much. This was about sensation and sexual exploration not masochism.
I gave him a couple more flicks of whip on each buttock and then let loose his tethers. He rose up on to all fours and I took his wrists and clipped them to one of the tethers behind his back. Bound he was mine, still blindfold and very horny. His cock was proudly bobbing in front of his groin. I licked my lips as I ran scenarios through my head.
I guided him to the edge of the bed and stood him next to it, his cock pointing directly at me sat on the edge of the mattress. Suze could resist no longer, expectancy already had me wet. Alex’s hands were tied together behind his back and I pulled his hips closer to me and gently ran my tongue around his cock head.
Alex was breathing heavily and moaning with each flick of my investigative tongue. He tasted good as he oozed pre cum on to the tip of my tongue. I blew cold air over his erect helmet and he twitched with excitement. He started to thrust his hips towards me rhythmically, I knew what he wanted but he would have to wait.
He thrust again and this time I opened my mouth around his thrusting erection and let him enter my mouth. Alex moaned, and started to slowly fuck my open mouth. I bore my lips down on him and started to suck as his foreskin rolled up and down against my tongue. He was so hard!
Having total control over Alex was really turning me on, he was mine to do with as I pleased.
“Do you want to fuck your Mistress?”, I enquired. A tease really. I knew he wanted to grind my ass in to that bed.
“Yes!”, he responded fervently.
I reached around his back and unhooked his cuffs allowing him the use of his arms once more. He reached forward and parted my legs and pushed himself between them. Still blindfold he stared to fuck me.
There were no airs and graces, this was a basic need to fuck. I gripped his waist with my legs and raised my hips to meet with his allowing deeper penetration. Shit! I called out as he grounded momentarily on my cervix. He began to fuck me like a man possessed by sex.
I came and told him so. Then he gave one long thrust and several small ones and ejaculated inside me. I could see he had become wobbly overcome by the moment so I slid on to the bed disengaging with his cock and let him slip on to the mattress beside me. He put his arm over me and we lay together in the afterglow.
Suze can’t wait for her turn to be tethered … bondage can be so much fun, even for beginers like us.
I spotted this on Bedtime Heaven’s site I just had to have it for a test drive. I’ve tested its vibrating cousin and it was fantastic, you can read that review here. But The Curve is beautiful to look at with its royal curl shape and is delightfully soft to the touch, enticing me with its promise of quiet delight.
The curve dildo requires no batteries and in return offers hours of silent fun. Nobody will ever know how much you enjoyed the experience providing you aren’t a screamer.
It’s sculpted from hypoallergenic medical grade silicone in one of my favourite colours. It’s always useful to know the dimensions of adult toys heheh, so … it has an insertable length of 18cm with a girth at its head of 13cm. The closest I can describe the feel of it is to compare it to Playdoh. Albeit elastic Playdoh!. Do you remember just how soft and yielding it felt in your hands? A close second to natural skin in warmth and texture.
I expected this dildo to be rigid but it’s really quite pliable whilst remaining rigid enough to maintain it’s g-spot seeking shape. Yes ladies, this toy is designed to seek and find your most sensitive area and massage you into submission. A weapon of self-love.
Unlike some toys this one is odourless and completely submersible. So I plan to have a rerun with in the bath at some point.
My idea was to go off to our bedroom with my new Fun Factory dildo and pleasure myself, Alex is used to me doing this. It was Friday night and I made my way upstairs, reached in to my bedside drawer where my “Curve” was waiting and placed it on my bedside drawers whilst I slipped out of my clothing.
Alex was washing up after dinner and I was eager to try my new Curve. I love just holding it and looking at it, I know that sounds odd but its just such an aesthetic sex toy. I slipped between the sheets wearing…nothing. I was hot enough and didn’t require clothing.
I took a tube of lube from my bedside drawer and applied a small blob to the end of the Curve. As I pushed it between my lips and inside me I shivered at the cold sensation of the lube against my pussy lips.
It popped inside me easily. The upward turn of the handle made manoeuvring easy. I pushed the dildo deep inside me and then slowly retracted it. I felt the smooth shaped head withdraw from my pussy, catching on my opening as it did so.
I pushed the Curve back inside me and as I did so pushed back on the opposing curve. This made contact with my g-spot and I immediately felt the sensation of wanting to pee. I had found the magic area. I continued to push the curved handle downwards and used the handle to work the dildo in and out of me. The silicone is easy to grip unlike the hard plastic used in some.
Despite being quite aroused and involved by now I became aware of a hand reaching between my legs, taking hold of the dildo. It was Alex. I let him take control. He pulled back the duvet and began to work the dildo slowly in and out of me. I took his hand and guided him to the right place, pushing down on his hand.
I was about to come and fell back down on to the bed as I felt the grip of my first orgasm. This inspired Alex and he began to work that dildo in and out of me eagerly. My knees were now up in the air and my feet placed firmly against the mattress, buttock pulled tight.
Alex was now breathing deep and audibly. He was still fully dressed laying with me on top of the duvet. I reached my hand down and pressed it against the crotch of his jeans. He was hard inside that denim and I was so horny.
FUCK! My feet began to tingle and my pelvic floor gripped as he brought me off once more. As I recovered I can remember myself reaching for Alex’s flies. I opened them and found his hard cock inside waiting for me.
The front of his boxers was wet, he had dribbled come whilst frigging me. I eased his cock out of the fly in his underwear and began to stroke him. He was so hard I could almost feel the blood coursing through his cock.
Alex helped me at this point, not without self-interest I may add. Hehehe
He was soon out of his trousers and underwear, cock bouncing invitingly in front of him. I gave it a quick suck and then guided him downward. He pushed between my swollen lips and gave me the fucking of a lifetime. I think I came another two or was it three times before I got on to my knees and let him fuck me doggy.
All the time he was fucking me the Curve dildo was next to my head and I could smell myself on it. Do you know just how horny your own smell can make you. If you don’t I suggest you give it a try just like this wonderful dildo.
This vibe is unlike any other in terms of action. When I first saw it I wanted it, just like a girl would desire an exquisite piece of jewellery, I wanted to have this to test drive.
And good for me, Bedtime Heaven despatched it to me with expedience complete with batteries because they are so thoughtful. Or do they know me well by now?
It’s totally irrelevant but I love the colour. It comes in a lovely shade of lilac and has a very soft almost fleshy feel to it. The vibe is solid and well made with easy to operate controls.
Lets get the techie bit out of the way first:
The vibe has and shaft with an insertable length of 15cm and a very pleasureable girth of 13.5cm…OMG! Heaven.
It is constructed from Phthalate Free, smooth, soft and unscented TPR
Takes 4 x AA Batteries
3 x speed Wave Motion
And best of all Reverse Direction Wave Motion too
Also 3 x speed rabbit vibration, clit heaven
It’s also waterproof which is a great idea if you tend to get as wet as I do Lol
This wave rabbit vibrator has a wonderful feel, warm, soft and almost like real flesh but it doesn’t look like real flesh, unless you are a martian of course. Lol
When I test vibes I like Alex to be part of the experience. So I asked him to come to bed with me and watch some porn whilst we both relaxed. It was the Easter break and we had all the time in the world…
It was Sunday afternoon to be precise and we had disappeared up the bedroom at 2pm. As he closed the curtains it occurred to me for just a moment “what would the neighbours think?” only for a moment then I though “so what?”.
I turned on the DVD player and started up the disk that was already in the drive. It was House Of Shame and I selected the school room scene. Something about girls in short skirts and headmistresses gets me in the mood. Come on, I’m sure you feel the same…
Alicia Rodes makes a good disciplinarian, I would love her to teach me a lesson!
I cast off my t-shirt and unzipped my black jeans with my back against the bed. Alex moved across from his side and pulled my jeans slowly over my hips. I stepped out of them as they fell to the floor and kicked them over against the bedroom wall.
As I was about to sit on the edge of the bed he hooked his fingers inside my panties and pulled them down, planting a big kiss on my right butt cheek. I pulled them off over my feet and discarded them with my jeans by the wall.
I sat on the edge of the bed and Alex moved on in behind me placing a led either side of me. His body was now pressed against my back and I could feel his warm breath against my neck.
His hand unhooked the two catches on my bra and he rolled it over my shoulders and down my arms, as he did so my breasts spilled out. Nipples hardening with the exposure to the cool air. He reached his arms around me under my armpits and cupped both my breasts rolling them under his palms.
Then he pinched both nipples and I yelped with the roughness of his attentions. I was already highly aroused and pleasure and pain can be so close that they merge.
Now naked I pushed back and Alex moved across the bed to his side. I lay on the pillow contemplating the phallic vibrator on my bedside drawers. Batteries were loaded and it was ready for me and I was certainly ready for it.
But this time I wanted Alex to take a more active role in my masturbatory pleasure. I wanted him to use the wave vibrator on me…
I passed him the Passion Wave vibe and asked “Will you fuck me with this?”.
“I would love to make you come”, came his reply as he accepted the vibe from me.
Alicia was now licking a girls cunt as I lay back on the desk, dirty girl! Alex then held the vibe against my pussy lips and began to push it inside me. “Can you apply some lube”, I asked as I felt that huge vibe trying to penetrate me, there was now way that was going in without some help.
He reached in to his drawer and applied some lube to the tip. It felt cold as he pushed it against my hot pussy but it was soon in and delving deep inside me. This vibe really does fill you up if you know what I mean.
Alicia was now fucking the faux schoolgirl with a strap on and Alex turned on the vibrator. I could feel the waves pulse through my pussy as he turned the vibe up to max. The sensation was like no other vibrator I have tested, I could feel the ripples of pleasure build and crash upon my shore.
Then he turned on the rabbit assailing my clit too!
I used my PC muscles to grip the rabbit as it waved up inside my pussy, this intensified the experience and before long I was submitting to an intense orgasm. Alex could sense it coming and started to gently pinch my right nipple with his free hand. Fuck! I came with such intensity that his grip on the vibe was impaired by the ejaculate. “Bloody hell, you are wet!”, he exclaimed.
Those waves are increased in intensity and efficacy if you use your PC muscles to grip the vibe as it ripples through you. I was rendered speechless for moments after I came. Lucky Alex kept up the good work varying speed and function because I lost all control.
Alex was more than a little turned on at this point…he removed the vibe from my pussy and replaced it with his cock. As I wrapped my legs around his back he fucked me watching my boobs bounce up and down with each thrust.
Within minutes of him entering me we were both coming and he ended up with some tell tale nail marks on his back.
This toy is going in to my under the bed sex toy supplies.
Well Alex has tried it and now it’s my turn. Bedtime Heaven sent over the Clone-A-Pussy Kit for me to take a perfect replica of my fanny. I will be able to get close up and personal with my own pussy for the first time in my life.
The kit comes complete with every thing you need to make a replica of your pussy, it contains:
A Measuring Jug
Mixing Bowl or jug
Large Spoon or Spatula
A Paper Cup
Oh…and one freshly prepared pussy.
I made sure that my pussy was mowed and ready for the moulding process. And then we were ready to go.
We decided to do this in the kitchen as the floor is totally washable should we spill anything. Practical as ever, I know! I was stood in the kitchen wearing just a t-shirt, with the cat sat in the window eyeing up the birds and Alex mixing up his moulding gel.
He measured out 2/3 cup of lukewarm water and poured the powder in to the jug, stirring vigorously. The mixture was very thick and lumpy so he added a little more to make it in to a firm mixture he could pour it in to the mould.
Moments later I was stood with my legs wide and leaning against the kitchen sink. The mixture felt cold on application and I let out a giddy little scream and a giggle. After the initial shock of the cold against my hot pussy. Oooh, that sounds so cliché doesn’t it? I realised that this mould had to be taken off and asked Alex if I should have greased up first.
He calmed me by saying that the instructions didn’t advise you lube up first. But I know Alex he does and then looks afterwards. I then stood for about 6 minutes in the kitchen hoping that nobody decided to give us an impromptu visit. How would we explain that one?
After about 5 minutes Alex gently eased off the mould and I stood there hoping that it wouldn’t hurt. I had no need to worry the gel eased away from my flesh without so much as a pull. I couldn’t wait to see it and asked him to show me.
There in my hands was my own little pussy, despite the air bubbles it was all me. A little patience was now required for the mould to fully harden, it recommends several hours on the instructions.
Once the mould is firm and dry you can mix the two part mixture and pour it inside to create your pussy clone. This takes just over a day depending on the room temperature to harden.
A good tip if you decide to have a go yourself is to make sure that you open your lips before the casting material is applied. I didn’t, therefore my casting doesn’t show the intricacy of the female form as well as it might.
Be warned that the mould also shrinks slightly so the end result is not life sized. But it’s nice to get up close and personal with your own pussy when you’re not a contortionist.
I may make mine (pictured above) into a naughty fridge magnet and see if anyone realises what it is. Lol
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I fancied an up and downer and asked for the professional help of Bedtime Heaven to select a good one for me. There are so many vibrators to choose from I am sometimes a little lost as to which to test drive.
I knew when I ordered the 
Inflatable 
The room was silent except for Alex’s expectant respiration as he lay face to one side on the bed. I took the whip and ran it down the centre of his back, the cold rubber tassles dragging against his skin. Alex twitched and moaned his approval. “Is that nice my slave?”, I asked with a giggle. He responded that it was.
Well Alex has tried it and now it’s my turn. 
